I decided to do things differently, out of my self-norm if you will.. And my actions almost cost my my LIFE…
SO! i was chillin like old chilly in my whippy, waiting for my Chemistry Lab to start. About 30mins before, i was at the book store buying a lab notebook.. None of this shits out of norm. so shits going by smoothly. BUT, 30mins before i was wating for ChemLab, going to get some shit from the store, i usually roll my windows up before i leave to places..
Now today was an odd day, i decided to roll down my rear windows and not use my front ones at all.. I dont even know why i rolled em down, cause i was using th A/C.. Well, i ended up getting out of my car, and seeing the windows down. Yelling ” WOW, dumb bullshit!” I got back into my car to roll em up.. But i turned my car on and stopped, I thought nothing to myself as i stared off into the clear blue AZ sky, and decided to NOT roll em up.. feelin’ adventurous and shit..
I was in the store for only 10 mins, windows were rolled down only a few inches also, not enough for a hand to get in it. So i get into my car, roll em up, turn on that ballin’ ass A/C, and pull my note book out.. Im chillin, listenin to my shit doing some work and BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT! two bubbly bumbbly bees levitate as straight as an arrow about 6 inches out this half full Lemonade Can of mine… Dint even Dip away or something bug like, they just elevated rigth out of the can about 6 inch out and just stayed there.. my heart jumped sooo hard, and i yelled/moaned “uuuhhh” so as to not be loud and spark them! then i did what animal planet does and i didn’t even move, not even look at the two buzzers, try not to encourage them.. I chilled frozen as fuck and they straight levitated right back into theĀ can!!! the fuckers popped out to see what the fuck was movin, and dipped back into the can!!! smart fucks! So, they’re now in the can! im still scared as fuck! i didnt move my body, but i roll my eyes towards them, scoping out the situation.. 5 mins pass…10 mins pass, i gain some man juice, open the door, put my hand around the rim of the can, (while hearing the fuckers buzz around) and throw it out the car, and slam the door!! i can breathe again.. not even some playing shit, im still scared..I drive to the other end of the entire parking lot, and tear apart my car, to make sure no homies of theirs are still causing havoc .. I drive back and cautiously kick the can, and shit, fuckers dipped.. bitches.. and i empty the contents and put it in my car. AINT NO LITTERING!!
Now to this very second, shit i see out the side my eye makes me jump, and i think bug are crawling on me.. but i busted up them bumbbly buzzers good.. did em right..
all i know is, either i should never do shit out my selfsaftey limit. OR bumbbly bees like Lemonade as much as me…
gah..